Today I attended my first Cowboy Breakfast. This free event across the lake at Auditorium Shores promoted the upcoming Star of Texas Fair and Rodeo. This was a very educational experience. Here is what I learned:

 

Cowboys get up early—6:03 AM to be exact—and they like to eat breakfast under big flags.

 

 
Cowboys like free food. Here is what cowboys eat for breakfast: sausage and biscuits, sausage and pancakes, sausage wraps, and sausage.

Cowboys brew their coffee over hot coals. They like free coffee too.

Cowboys go to cowboy churches.  

Don’t cross a cowboy because he is an expert with a power saw.

Magician is a career path for cowboys … 

… as is Congressman.