Today I attended my first Cowboy Breakfast. This free event across the lake at Auditorium Shores promoted the upcoming Star of Texas Fair and Rodeo. This was a very educational experience. Here is what I learned:
Cowboys get up early—6:03 AM to be exact—and they like to eat breakfast under big flags.
Cowboys like free food. Here is what cowboys eat for breakfast: sausage and biscuits, sausage and pancakes, sausage wraps, and sausage.
Cowboys brew their coffee over hot coals. They like free coffee too.
Cowboys go to cowboy churches.
Don’t cross a cowboy because he is an expert with a power saw.
Magician is a career path for cowboys …
… as is Congressman.